whenever i have those brutal searing being-dissolved-from-inside period cramps during school or work i pretend i am a viking warlord who has been stabbed in the abdomen but i killed the assailant so i’m the only one who knows im injured and i have to carry on normally til the end of the battle to keep up my mens morale
this is good
Gonna adopt this method of dealing
me and my mom were watching fargo and she decided that wrench and numbers were a gay couple and was telling my brother about it and he asked me and i was like “well, it’s kind of ambiguous” and like from one room over we just heard my mom shout “NO IT ISN’T”
All these beds. So… small. Too small to convert people. Look at them. They’re tiny. Like… Like cribs. They’re like little cribs. I just want to see. I need to see.
All humans will be converted.
You bastards! What have you done?
The infants are too small. Their organs are harvested and used to create this.
What- what is it?
-The Crystal of Cantus