July 2012
July 30
I hate it when you have mental energy but no physical energy.
I’m almost done with a book and I’d like to finish.
And I really want to watch Gilmore Girls.
And work on my wall collage.
Or just listen to music.
BUT I’M SO TIRED IT’S NOT FAIR.
If each boy of One Direction was a GPS..
Harry: Erm, basically you...uh..drive...for like....1 mile...then..you erm..you..missed..the..turn...Re..calculat...ing.
Louis: Listen bitch, you drive for 5 miles and you turn right. If you miss is that is your own problem not mine.
Zayn: Aha enjoy the car ride that is life..turn left at the next intersection.
Niall: Turn right into the McDonald's drive thru you cunt.I want a sandwhich!
Liam: Turn left after driving for 3 miles! Oh no, I am sorry! That was really bossy of me! I am sorry please forgive me. Oh my gosh! I am so sorry. I am going to hell. Oh no I just said hell! Oh my gosh!I am so sorry god. Please forgive me.
That awkward moment when you respond to a nice...
themisadventuresofahalfjew:
BUT I DID
PLEASE
LOVE ME
COME BACK
I LOVE YOU
LET US COMMUNICATE
It’s really the devil. I mean, you want to leave it up at the top of your page so they can see that you responded, but tumblr is right there. Do you reblog? Do you not reblog?
THE DECISIONS ONE HAS TO MAKE ON THIS SOCIAL NETWORK
nigga-chan:
shaving23spiders:
hilarious prank idea: fill a piñata with spiders
you are literally the devil
“You can have a very intense relationship with fictional characters because they...”
– J.K. Rowling (via hbks)
Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
Me: *In the shower* WE'RE LIKE NA NA NA
Me: *Into a hairbrush* BUT I SEE YOU WITH HIM, SLOW DANCING
Me: *Running around the house* I WANNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT, JUMP AROUND UNTIL WE SEE THE SUN
Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* I CAN'T BE NO SUPERMAN, BUT FOR YOU i'LL BE SUPERHUMAN
Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Family: *comes home*
Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr* *quietly* shut the door, turn the light off.
ICE TEA IMPORTED FROM ENGLAND.
LIFEGUARDS IMPORTED FROM SPAIN.
TOWELS IMPORTED FROM TURKEY.
and TURKEY IMPORTED FROM MAaAaINE.
Theodor Seuss Geisel: Can you use your imagination?
J.K. Rowling: Do you believe in Magic?
Rick Riordan: Do you know your myths?
Ryan Murphy: Why be like everyone else?
Suzanne Collins: Are you going to make the right choice?
George R. R. Martin: All die, so why fear it?
Veronica Roth: There are always secrets to be broken?
Cassandra Clare: What would you do for love?
Lauren Oliver: What is a world without love?
Orson Scott Card: Can you really break the status quo of society?
Scott Westerfeld: How does one define beauty?
Stephanie Meyer: How do you get a vampire to fuck you?
Reblog if you "like" things on tumblr just to save...
humor-us:
cjmadeuwetdabed:
dianadontcurr:
dont-leave-mehere:
heroineoftime:
I THOUGHT ONLY I DID THIS.
Noooo, you’re not alone, my friend.
… i like things then reblog them then unlike themm
same here ^
LMAO I’m not alone :’)
oh yayy i’m not alonee
my friends mock me for doing that^^^ but I knew I wasn’t the only one!!!
